I once went into a store and they had a HUUUUGGGE sign on one of the walls saying:
We are tired of so many fools coming in here and making us look like were a store for idots. We have made a simple to understand idot test. If you qualify for any of the following, DO NOT ENTER!
Idiot test
You qualify if:
You text with your thumbs.(Teenager) Oh! Look at me! I'm texting to my friends. Oh my gosh! LOL!
It's sickening! I hate it. So if you type with your thumbs, do not cross the white line!
Use anything that ends with ville on facebook. First it's Farmville then Frontierville. This ville. That ville. Ohhrggh! And then when something goes wrong with their farms or whatever facebook automatcally sends out a message to all the persons friends inviting them to play and help their friends. And anytime they achieve something, BOOM, it's posted. Just thinking about it makes me wanna puke!
Know how to spell ............................... I don't know how to spell it. You think I dont wanna be able to come into my own store!
Oh. And if you qualify for the last one, you're super dumb! I didn't even put anything there.
Anyway, Otherwise please come and enjoy our wonderful styles and low prices!
Signed
Manager.
I was like, okay then! I think he should see a psychologist! I just turned right back through the door. After a while I realized it did make me look like a fool, almost like I qualify those stuff (Even though I qualify for the first one).
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We are tired of so many fools coming in here and making us look like were a store for idots. We have made a simple to understand idot test. If you qualify for any of the following, DO NOT ENTER!
Idiot test
You qualify if:
You text with your thumbs.(Teenager) Oh! Look at me! I'm texting to my friends. Oh my gosh! LOL!
It's sickening! I hate it. So if you type with your thumbs, do not cross the white line!
Use anything that ends with ville on facebook. First it's Farmville then Frontierville. This ville. That ville. Ohhrggh! And then when something goes wrong with their farms or whatever facebook automatcally sends out a message to all the persons friends inviting them to play and help their friends. And anytime they achieve something, BOOM, it's posted. Just thinking about it makes me wanna puke!
Know how to spell ............................... I don't know how to spell it. You think I dont wanna be able to come into my own store!
Oh. And if you qualify for the last one, you're super dumb! I didn't even put anything there.
Anyway, Otherwise please come and enjoy our wonderful styles and low prices!
Signed
Manager.
I was like, okay then! I think he should see a psychologist! I just turned right back through the door. After a while I realized it did make me look like a fool, almost like I qualify those stuff (Even though I qualify for the first one).
Thanks for reading Please comment!